How To Keep Your Home Clean

Hey

King David here

A lot of people want to know How To Keep Your Home Clean

Well for me it’s easy .. My GF and I decided to.. Hire a MAID! Lol

See when I was young I used to always hate having to clean the house and I would DREAM about the day I could finally hire a maid

Then as I grew up things starting gettin more chaotic and I ended up taking a “leave of absence” from the construction job I hated and ended up homeless living on my friend Ulysses Gomez’s couch.. well it was his mom’s house where he lived and I slept on the couch there..

It was Las Vegas summer and because Uly’s parents are from Mexico they didn’t give a FUCCCCCK about Air Conditioning (which looking back is pretty gangster)

So as much fun as living on a couch in Las Vegas in the summer with NO AC sounds.. it wasn’t lol but it was a place to sleep so I was grateful .. I also KNEW things had to change..

Anyway I stumbled across a piece of information and made a decision to change my life and it worked

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Fast Fwd to today and I’ve now fought on National TV .. Been around the world.. To London.. To Mexico.. To Canada, To the Mediterranean Sea .. I get a TON of money online on AUTO PILOT and I even signed an option deal for my own TV show..

How To Keep Your Home Clean

And even MORE recently my GF and I decided to HIRE A MAID .. which is awesome because I remember back on all those times not wanting to clean and hating every minute of it.. NOW I never have to clean again… the freedom and relaxation I get from that is wonderful..

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Anyway I shot a video for you with our new maid in it so you can see what it’s all about ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_FyVQG8lWo

And whats funny is that Jillian who I have named “Housekeeper To The Stars” was going to start in a business with me the same day I joined.. but she decided not to.. 20 days later I hired her as our made with the money I made from that company .. anyway .. funny how one simple decision can change your life and really make the difference between where you are and where you want to be..

And what else is funny is that by not making a decision to do something different.. she made a decision to stay the same … Interesting isn’t it?

Which side do YOU want to be on?

Anyway enjoy the video and..

Click here to make a decision and get money with me online right now

King David

How To Keep Your Home Clean

How To Keep Your Home Clean

Hey

King David here

One of my friends recently overdosed on caffeine and mid coffee crazed rant he offered to guest blog for me and because I get paid to blog about absolutely anything naturally I agreed. I told him I would literally post ANYTHING he writes.. so here it goes. I can not be held responsible for its content.

Enjoy.

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ENTER “Lance Blitzbeine”

(He wanted to remain anonymous and this is the pseudonym he gave)

Here’s what’s up, motherfuckers.

I just drank my 7th cup of coffee in 5 hours, which brings up a badass question:

Why does this matter to you?

Shut up. It doesn’t. But follow along, hater.

This is the thing. I started thinking about heart attacks, and acidity, death-squads, firing squads,
and other ways you could die, not just overdoses. Then it came to me:

Why not have a fucking half-time show at your funeral? I mean, people cry, get all sad and shit.

Why not bring up the vibe a little bit?

This is who would be in my funeral halftime show:

R Kelly, Wilson Phillips, 4 Non Blondes, and Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.

They’d all be required to perform the same song.

I’d make them all sign contracts and they’d get paid to be there, but then the song
would also sell and they could collect royalties on the song, but it would also
feed a fund to help support my family after I’m gone.

I’d also have a boxing ring and helium for people to suck on.

There would be nerf throwing stars to test your skills without hurting anyone.

My boy David said he writes about whatever the hell he wants and I’m like dude,
I’m all caffeined up, lemme try some of that blogging about anything.

Literally anything.

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You will now enjoy my overcaffeinated stream of mega-consciousness.

I think that whoever is leaning in more on a Facebook picture in any given couple
is the one who will get cheated on.

I think really tall girls are hot but sometimes they are insecure probably because they
feel like giraffes.

I like Russian girls, holy fuck. Because it’s kind of like gambling when you hit on them,
they could be totally into you and give you this fucking hard ass eatern bloc communist
breadline death stare, and then be like “YES. Fine. I will go home with you. OK.”

One time my friend locked his keys in the car at the gym and was trying to get them
out with a coat hanger. I walked to the passengers side and tried just manually opening
the door, and it opened. What a dumb fuck.

What’s red and smells like green paint? Red paint, bro.

Too much caffeine, I can see sounds right now.

I think the best way to fuck with people is to go back like 60 days on their FB,
then like a status. They’ll be all like “holy fuck. has this guy been reading my stuff
all the way back 2 months?” and they’ll they’ll feel dumb about any stupid songs or emo
lyrics or shit that they posted in between now and 60 days ago.

Aight, I’m out.

END “Lance Blitzbeine”

So there you have it!

A legally drug induced rant from a crazy over caffeinated Canadian man

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King David .. Out

PS. If you missed the time where I had my CAT guest post click here to check it out

Justin Wren In Africa

King David here

And as crazy as it sounds I JUST FREED A SLAVE!

CLICK HERE TO HELP THE PYGMY CHILDREN AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT FREEING SLAVES IN AFRICA

I didn’t know that slavery was still going on in Africa but UFC vet Justin Wren opened my eyes to it and showed m e how to help him free slaves in Africa

Here’s a video of him with a bunch of African kids who have NEVER seen a white person before

Great video right?

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That video went viral and because of it TMZ heard about how Justin has quit fighting in the cage in order to fight FOR the pygmies

Check out this video here it talks about how the pygmies are being hunted killed cooked and eaten and how Justin is helping to save them..

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Cat Makes Money Online

Hey

King David here and the other day I made a post about my cat Thor being an asshole.. ( you can read it here )

Which was funny because after I made that post about my cat shitting on the floor people literally started emailing me asking how they can get paid to blog about absolutely ANYTHING (or nothing) too..

(I went on to make $5000 after that which you can read here and yesterday I didnt make $5k but one of my sites did pull in $384 while me and my GF were shopping at whole foods which was cool cuz those groceries paid for themself and then some lol)

So in order to further PROVE that you can LITERALLY blog about ANYTHING or absolutely NOTHING at all I will bring in my cat Myagi to guest post while sitting on my lap mashing keys with his fuzzy little non human illiterate kitty paws and we will get paid together

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See getting money like this is SO EASY A CAT CAN DO IT! I wrote a blog post about my cat shitting on the floor and got paid.. and now I let my other cat walk on the keyboard until he almost shut down the computer lol if HE CAN DO IT.. YOU CAN TOO!

If you want to post about literally ANYTHING like my cat does and get paid CLICK HERE NOW

Or dont lol me and my cat will keep all the money bwhahahahahaha

You just blog (or have your CAT blog) tell people and get money..

In fact the less you “do” the more you make .. see how you get paid here if u want

Either way Im out.. Im going to buy Mr Myagi a nice present for getting me paid!

King David

PS. Yes Im literally trying to come up with the dumbest shit ever to post about so you can see that ANYONE can do it.. and the less I try the more Im making!

I couldn’t even fuck this up if I wanted to !!

PPS. Here’s some more button mashing for those of you who think getting money online is hard to do

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Cat Makes Money Online

King David here

I made $5000 yesterday and I’m going to show you how you can too..

But before we get into exactly what I’m doing let me give you a bit of my background so you know where I’m coming from

I started off like most kids not liking school and people told me enjoy school cuz when I grow up work is going to suck… then in the same breath they would tell me do good in school so I could get a good job work my entire life and retire when Im old

Well didnt you just say work sucks!?!? So why would I want to work my entire life?

THAT SHIT DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME

So I didnt “buy in” to the “program” of 9-5 for 50 years .. retire when your too old to enjoy it and die… I kind of had a problem with authority because authority figures were telling me stupid shit like that.. which I wasnt feeling…

Fast forward several years.. I dropped out of school .. got fired like a dirty dog from my job working construction and was homeless living on my friend Ulysses Gomez’s couch at his MOMS house..

So I went from THAT to .. learning how to market myself which took me from living on his couch… to fighting on National TV …and recently got an option deal for my own reality show..

Anyway I made $5000 yesterday which is something I’ve done before on several occasions but its still a big change from sharing a couch with my friend’s pitbull Penelope in the back of his mom’s house with no AC in Vegas summer…

And to clarify… every other time I made $5k in a day had something to do with fighting or sponsors etc…

I also own a site called RichFighter.com . Its is a site where I make money when people buy products that teach them how to market themself in MMA and BJJ and get paid.. the most Ive made on there  so far is $989.95 in a day .. which is still good for not “working” and basically training full time and going on adventures all day..

Heck I was just in London cornering Ulysses for his fight in UFC and we finally got wifi in our room after 3 days of no internet no phones and I looked at my email and I had a notice that I made $197 that morning.. while we were eating breakfast in a foreign country lol

Anyway 5 grand is over five times more $989,95 and I’d rather make 5k a day so here’s the plan ..

CREATE AUTOMATED SYSTEMS THAT SELL STUFF ONLINE FOR YOU AUTOMATICALLY

Which is all fine and good but heres the issue RichFighter is helping a lot of people get more sponsors and fights and make money in the sport they love .. I want to help people be able to quit their job train full time so they can enjoy their life NOW instead of when theyre too old to enjoy it… BUT CREATING AN ENTIRE WEBSITE AND TRAINING PROGRAM IS A LOT OF WORK LOL

I’ve been workin on the bitch for over a year now!  LOL and yeah I’m scaling it up and on track to do 2million with it within the next 12months but dam it took me a lot of headaches and trial and error to get it to that point!

AND MOST PEOPLE DONT WANT TO DO THAT

So thats a big problem!! Hell even I didnt want to go through that again and create ANOTHER product even though Im already getting results and making autopilot income!!

THEN A COUPLE WEEKS AGO IT ALL CHANGED!

I was talking to my friend Greg.. he coaches me on making money online and hes qualified to do so because he makes around $10mil a year online  and he told me to do something life changing….

LEVERAGE OTHER PEOPLES PRODUCTS

Anyway.. we started talking and Greg and I TEAMED UP and now were bringing in money HAND OVER FIST

Here’s how it works

You set up a system to get people to a site where you can resell somebody elses stuff ..

We use THIS because:

THEY have created all the products for you..

THEY do all the selling…

THEY do all the follow up..

THEY do all the customer service .. 

THEY handle all the support questions..

THEY do all the training and fulfillment and EVERYTHING ELSE ..

This is all AUTOMATED FOR YOU

We literally just set up systems to get people to their site and THEY do all the heavy lifting for us.. ( when people see this video they sign up )

Basically were telling people and getting paid..

BUT WE NEED HELP!

We need more people to help up with this system and were willing to TEACH YOU

But this isnt for everyone

So let me tell you who this is NOT for

1. People who have no desire to succeed

2. People with a negative attitude that won’t listen follow instructions and don’t believe in investing in themselves or listening to qualified coaches

3. People who don’t know how to point and click a mouse watch videos and ask questions

You have to have some stuff in place for any of this to make any sense..

1. You have to have a couple hours a day to dedicate to getting this set up at first

2. You have to be willing to listen and do what we tell you (and we of course agree to only tell you stuff that’s in your best interest )

3. You have to be able to afford to invest in resell-able products that are in alignment with your goals so you can flip them online like we do

Anyway if you think you fit the description and you want to work PERSONALLY with myself and Greg

Here’s what you need to do next ..

Click here and sign up and one of us will contact you PERSONALLY for a 20-30min strategy session where we game plan and design a strategy for you if you so you can move forward with us

King David
PS. Because we will be WORKING WITH YOU PERSONALLY spaces are VERY limited. You can invest in this on your own but the personal coaching is only for people who fit the above criteria. CLICK HERE to join right now

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My cat is an asshole

Hey King David here

My GF and I have 3 cats … I named the first two Mr Myagi and Daniel-san aka The Karate Kid.. But my GF fell in love with calling them Magoo and Cheebo for some reason lol anyway we usually call them some form of a mix between Myagi and Cheebo and I still call Cheebo.. The Karate Kid from time to time..

A year after we got those two little bundles of joy we got another baby cat and we named him Thor because he was a mighty kitty.. BUT he grew up to be fat and obese .. which is ok because hes big boned lol

Anyway when we got the cats I told my GF that shes in change of cleaning up the litter boxes. (The cats have their own room each with individual litter boxes and climbing trees with scratching posts etc)

But today something so horrific happened that made us realize we cant take the pain of dealing with cleaning cat boxes anymore ..we’ve made a decision to buy the litter kwitter because we have to make a change.. having a litter boxes can no longer stand and we have to do something different because my cat is an asshole ..

My cat is an asshole

Here’s why:

Today as my GF was putting fresh kitty litter into one of the boxes …

Thor comes in ..

Gets INSIDE the litter box

Looks her dead in the FACE

Sticks his ass out OVER the side of the box

AND SHITS ON THE FLOOR

My cat is an asshole

WTF IS UP WITH THAT!?!?

Leave a comment below and let me know what you think

King David

PS If you want to get paid to write blog posts about literally anything like I do then watch this video and sign up

PPS .. Life is like litter boxes .. when you feel enough pain that you know its time to make a change.. you have to do something different to get different results.

 

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Being the nephew of World Famous Professional Wrestling Superstar Hulk Hogan, Professional Cage Fighter and FILA Amateur World Champion David Bollea is no stranger to the spotlight.

David Bollea

King David and Hulk at XFC

David Bollea

His Professional Fighting Career has been the subject of International Attention and has been featured in dozens of media, including Fox Sports, Sun Sports, HDnet, Fighters Only Magazine, NBC, MSNBC and Bubba The Love Sponge.

In addition to having 10,000+ fans on Facebook his first Pro fight was televised nationally on HDnet SunSports and PPV internationally..

David Bollea has a major marketing overhaul going on and while gaining experience and preparing to audition for Spike TV’s “The Ultimate Fighter” show, King David is also developing his own MMA Based reality TV show with Halloween Producer, Bret McCartney and is launching a MAJOR online marketing campaign and DVD series.

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David Bollea

King David won his 2nd Pro fight in impressive fashion 1:48sec in the 1st round Feb 4th at Tachi Palace Fights and his 3rd fight :31sec into the 2nd round against top prospect Cody Gibson at Tachi Palce fights in July.

King David Hogan speaks two languages, runs his own website & online magazine. Sizzle Reel and Reality Show Trailer coming soon.

For sponsorship opportunities or media inquires email Mike at

KingDavidQuestions@gmail.com

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David Bollea

King David here

When we think of the worst tattoos ever often times the first person that pops into our mind is Mike Tyson with his inexplicable face tattoo

Worst tattoos ever

But in fact there are many people who have made MUCH WORSE tattoos decisions and here and now I present to you

The 5 Worst Tattoos Ever

Worst Tattoos Ever Number 5

Here is Scarlett Johansson’s very artistic masterpiece

“Lucky You” its so well done we can barely understand it’s beauty..

Seriously though.. if this tattoo makes Scarlett “Feel Lucky” then more power to her.. It’s not like its THAT terrible.. but based on her ability to get ANY tattoo she wants from ANY one she wants.. it leaves us curious as to why she didn’t get it done well? Thats why it’s number 5 on our worst tattoos ever list

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Worst Tattoos Ever – Number 4

If you thought Mike Tyson’s face tattoo was bad.. you haven’t met Gucci Man.. who decided the best thing he could do with his money face and time was get an ice cream cone tattooed on his cheek…

I’m guessing its in reference to dealing drugs and he’s the “ice cream man” but hey whatever reason he had.. he went for it and he got it done lol check it out

Classy huh?

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Worst Tattoos Ever – Number 3

For the number 3 spot we will move off celebrities because there so much down home country goodness we can leave famous people alone for a bit.. theres plenty of bad tattoos out there for us to encounter at your average wal mart .. heres one beauty for you

Jeff Gordon NASCAR tattoo

See just when you thought it was only famous black guys reinforcing negative stereotypes.. along comes this white lady and proves racial equality allows for ALL people to live up to terrible prejudices and embarrass themselves…

She chose to do so with her NASCAR tattoo every so gently complemented by her double bra straps..

I guess its to hold up her 4 tits?

Jeff Gordon Number 24 must be proud !! You go Glen Coco!

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Worst Tattoos Ever – Number 2

The SECOND WORST TATTOO IN THE WORLD

This tattoo really speaks for itself.. and it whispers “Love”

This nice young lady lives in Russia. her name is Lesya Toumaniantz. Lesya let her tattoo artist boyfriend Rouslan Toumaniantz ink his name across her face the first time they met in real life after starting a relationship online. Rouslan must really have a thing for face tattoos because he’s the same dude that was accused (and later acquitted) of tattooing 56 stars on that one girl’s face after she allegedly only asked for three.

Anyway .. when you meet someone on the internet and decide to get their name tattooed on your face Im sure your parents will under stand its true love..

the pic below is what Lesya looked like before meeting her true love on POF Russia or whatever

(she LOOKS like a crazy chick! lol)

And here’s the happy couple now! AWWWWW!

Just goes to show no matter how fucked up stupid and weird you think you are theres another creepy dumbass out there who will love you unconditionally lol

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Worst Tattoos Ever – Number 1

THE WORST TATTOO IN THE WORLD … EVER!

Every one has seen this tattoo.. its been made into memes and has even gone viral.. that’s why its the WORLDS WORST TATTOO

On the one-year anniversary of his wife’s death, Chad Stahl went and got himself a tattoo. This was 2007. He’s had this monstrosity for for at least five years. Let that sink in a bit. The whole reason he got the tattoo was to celebrate the life of his wife, who died in a house fire and left him with three children, and this was the result.

But this tattoo horror story has a happy ending because chad went to Empire Ink in Akron, Ohio had tattoo artist Scott Versago fix the worlds worst tattoo! Scott even fixed it for free!! It looks much better and its really nice to see his wifes memory carry on in a positive way

Scott really did a great job fixing the worlds worst tattoo and making it something Chad can be proud of !

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So there you have it the Top 5 Worst Tattoos Ever

Remember kids.. THINK before you INK

Until next time..

King David.. OUT!

I PUT SYRUP ON EVERYTHING!!!!!

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