My cat is an asshole

My cat is an asshole

Hey King David here

My GF and I have 3 cats … I named the first two Mr Myagi and Daniel-san aka The Karate Kid.. But my GF fell in love with calling them Magoo and Cheebo for some reason lol anyway we usually call them some form of a mix between Myagi and Cheebo and I still call Cheebo.. The Karate Kid from time to time..

A year after we got those two little bundles of joy we got another baby cat and we named him Thor because he was a mighty kitty.. BUT he grew up to be fat and obese .. which is ok because hes big boned lol

Anyway when we got the cats I told my GF that shes in change of cleaning up the litter boxes. (The cats have their own room each with individual litter boxes and climbing trees with scratching posts etc)

But today something so horrific happened that made us realize we cant take the pain of dealing with cleaning cat boxes anymore ..we’ve made a decision to buy the litter kwitter because we have to make a change.. having a litter boxes can no longer stand and we have to do something different because my cat is an asshole ..

My cat is an asshole

Here’s why:

Today as my GF was putting fresh kitty litter into one of the boxes …

Thor comes in ..

Gets INSIDE the litter box

Looks her dead in the FACE

Sticks his ass out OVER the side of the box

AND SHITS ON THE FLOOR

My cat is an asshole

WTF IS UP WITH THAT!?!?

Leave a comment below and let me know what you think

King David

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PPS .. Life is like litter boxes .. when you feel enough pain that you know its time to make a change.. you have to do something different to get different results.

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7 Day Green Cleanse

Hey so as you may know I decided to go on a 7 Day Green Cleanse about a week and a half ago..

My girlfriend was listening to Tony Robbins and he was talking about how it’s important to alkalize your body because most of what we eat is acidic and that’s bad for our bodies.

Anyway I told her if she wants to go on a fast I’ll support her and do it with her.

It turns out it was a cleanse not a “fast” as I thought of it meaning we could eat green soups .. but the first day I didn’t eat at all.

So for 7 days I only had about 6 cans of low fat organic pea soup and Organic Wheatgrass Powder in water

I had the wheatgrass 3x a day in a liter of water each time.. other than that I drank water throughout the day.

Green Cleanse

The second day in or so I mountain biked 10.5 miles with Useless and felt a little dizzy later on and the next day so I had a GreenMachine from WholeFoods and 3 teaspoons of organic grade b maple syrup (suggested by my boy Benny)

That was enough to make me feel great and re energized.

After a couple days if I had 1 can of soup in a day that was enough and I’d feel fine.

When I started the cleanse I was 183lbs or so and the final day I woke up at 170.2lbs..

Right now it’s been a couple days since I’ve been eating food again and I’m weighing in at 172lbs.

I’m pretty much back on my favorite diet again and want to keep my weigh low so I can fight asap.

If you want to try the 7 day green cleanse here’s what I used.

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Leave me a comment below and let me know what you think. :)

So I just got the video up of me ,my girlfriend Face, my dear friend Jay Kapp and Richboy all at Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory from MTV.

The Fantasy Factory is SUPER TIGHT! It’s sooo much fun!!! It’s like a big playground for ground ups! My favorite part was the foam pit! I dived off the diving board into it and rode the bike up the ramp into it A LOT. This video shows my 1st attempt at jumping into the foam with the bike but by the end of the day I was REALLY good at it. Catching AIR and whatnot.

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Official fight card
Main card

My picks in RED

* Middleweight Championship bout: Anderson Silva  vs. Chael Sonnen (Anderson by KO Chael is the better wrestler but Silva is the better fighter)
* Welterweight bout: Jon Fitch vs. Thiago Alves (Alves by KO.. Jon could win but I see him getting caught.)
* Lightweight bout: Clay Guida vs. Rafael dos Anjos (Guida by Dec I think he gets take downs and avoids submissions)
* Welterweight bout: Matt Hughes vs. Ricardo Almeida (Hughes by GnP stoppage)
* Heavyweight bout: Roy Nelson vs. Junior dos Santos (Man I used to train with Big Country back in the day and we run into each other at the gym from time to time.. Big Country by me hoping my friend wins!)

Preliminary card

* Welterweight bout: Dustin Hazelett vs. Rick Story (Dustin by Sub)
* Light Heavyweight bout: Phil Davis vs. Rodney Wallace (Phil by Team Lloyd Irvin Gameplans)
* Light Heavyweight bout: Tim Boetsch vs. Todd Brown (Tim because I don’t know who Todd is yet…)
* Welterweight bout: Johny Hendricks vs. Charlie Brenneman (Johny’s my team mate at Striking Unlimited and he says he’s got his MEAN-NESS back .. Charlie’s in trouble .. Johny by TKO or Sub)
* Heavyweight bout: Stefan Struve vs. Christian Morecraft (Struve by TKO strikes)
* Welterweight bout: Ben Saunders vs. Dennis Hallman (Ben by KO from knees)

What up!

In between my MMA fights I like to travel and I just got back from L.A.

While I was out there I met up with my lifelong friend JayKapp who is a music producer out there.

Anyway.. I get to his house and it turns out Platinum Rapper Richboy lives on his couch.. Richboy’s made a long of songs including Throw Some D’s On It.. and has an album coming out soon. He also has a mansion he can stay at but would rather stay at Jay’s house because there’s a studio in the living room and it’s in Brentwood which is closer to everything.

Anyway Rich is a super cool dude and in between talking about how to go from being broke to getting famous and everything else we made a video together for my roommate who couldn’t be there. It’s kind of hard to understand him when he talks so I started calling him the black Boomhower (King of the hill reference).

Next time I go to L.A. we’ll do a video about his thoughts on MMA.. He’s got some pretty funny stories. Stay tuned.

But yeah .. Rich is an awesome rapper and a really down to earth guy so be sure to click here to listen to Richboy’s hit songs if you want