My cat is an asshole
My cat is an asshole
Hey King David here
My GF and I have 3 cats … I named the first two Mr Myagi and Daniel-san aka The Karate Kid.. But my GF fell in love with calling them Magoo and Cheebo for some reason lol anyway we usually call them some form of a mix between Myagi and Cheebo and I still call Cheebo.. The Karate Kid from time to time..
A year after we got those two little bundles of joy we got another baby cat and we named him Thor because he was a mighty kitty.. BUT he grew up to be fat and obese .. which is ok because hes big boned lol
Anyway when we got the cats I told my GF that shes in change of cleaning up the litter boxes. (The cats have their own room each with individual litter boxes and climbing trees with scratching posts etc)
But today something so horrific happened that made us realize we cant take the pain of dealing with cleaning cat boxes anymore ..we’ve made a decision to buy the litter kwitter because we have to make a change.. having a litter boxes can no longer stand and we have to do something different because my cat is an asshole ..
My cat is an asshole
Here’s why:
Today as my GF was putting fresh kitty litter into one of the boxes …
Thor comes in ..
Gets INSIDE the litter box
Looks her dead in the FACE
Sticks his ass out OVER the side of the box
AND SHITS ON THE FLOOR
My cat is an asshole
WTF IS UP WITH THAT!?!?
Leave a comment below and let me know what you think
King David
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PPS .. Life is like litter boxes .. when you feel enough pain that you know its time to make a change.. you have to do something different to get different results.


















