So here’s the story
My boy JayKapp called me up and told me our friend Richboy was performing at the Lexani Festival in Anaheim.
I have a sliver belt buckle that weighs like 4 lbs and the belt wouldn’t even hold it up anymore.
So with a couple hours left I was on a search for a new belt.
Which led me to hot topic where they have a bunch of interesting belts.. and I wanted to buy a belt with bullets on it.
I never bought a bullet belt before because War Machine had one and I didn’t want to wear the same belt as him.. it was already bad enough when Fate and I showed up at Penthouse Club wearing the same belt buckle but at least that’s kind of cool because its like.. “Yeah we both have on $3,000 belt buckles.. we’re both fly.. so what?”
But anyway War Machine’s going to be away for a year (it is what it is) so I feel comfortable knowing that I can rock a bullet belt for the next 12 months without running into him at a club wearing the same thing.
BUT THEY WERE ALL OUT OF BULLET BELTS AT HOT TOPIC!
Except for the tiny ball of energy that was Desha the Hot Topic employee..
She had on a bullet belt.. but there we’re 2 problems.. it was HER belt.. and she was a TINY girl.. probably 90lbs or less.
But hey I don’t let anything in life stop me from getting what i want so I asked .. “Hey weird question.. Want to sell your belt?” She said sure but she didn’t think it’d fit me..
Now I know I’M BUFF but I have a deceptively small waist… I just have massive shoulders etc lol
But yeah I said I could try it on .. she let me.. and 13 bucks later I had a brand new bullet belt on!
Woo Hoo! Check out the pic
The belt is missing one bullet but for 13 bucks you can’t beat it and i think it missing a bullet makes it cooler!
Anyway it’s an awesome belt and an awesome story and I will tell tales of Desha’s open mindedness and generosity for years to come! And if you see me out and about you can check it out in person.
I just have to remember not to go to airports with it! lol
And since they’re HARD TO FIND.. if you want one you can click here to get a Camouflage Denim Bullet Belt